It's Wednesday and I need to get a few things off my chest.
For all those who want to know - physically it is easier to have twins than to have a singleton. At least in my case. Really, two five pound babies were much easier to push out than one over nine pound baby. And what that one nine pounder did to my body. Forget stretch marks-
When I first went to the fancy digestive doctor about a year ago - he looked at me and said
"You do realize that after having a nine pound child you are going to have problems. You are going to have hemrrohoids."
Great I thought. A year later I'm back at the same doctor. Again the same jokes. Again my 9 pounder caused my issues, only now I'm on all these fantastic drugs for 2 weeks to solve my issues (which you don't want the details of).
So excuse me if I'm a little cranky.
On to you jerks who invented this latest spyware/malware/virus crap that is disguised as a antivirus program. You are on my nerves. Don't you have anything better to do? I have now fixed two computers (one at work and one at home) due to your crap. It is not in my job description and apparently you need a job. If you can create that crap- I'm sure you'd make better money at some tech place fixing computers.
Lastly, winter I've had enough. I'm ready for spring.
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