What, Who, You, looking for me???

My story that I wrote during a writers workshop is being featured at
 Waiting for the Click - if you are interested in reading it.

I started making this a monthly blog post because no matter what I do, I just cannot get enough of you people.  Maybe it is the voyer in all of us, I'm not really sure.  But when someone searchs "vodka + hemorrhoids"  and chooses to go to my blog from the search results, I have got to know about it.

Other searches I have to know about:

•  how to make my parent teacher conference awkward  I thought they were awkward enough personally - I didn't know anyone needed to try to make them worse. 
• hemorrhoid show up after push too hard - ok you my dear need to see a doctor not me, and didn't you're momma every teach you what fruit was for?
• einstein boys blog - We all wish we could have Einstein's kids - but a lass we don't.
• sayings about boys bathroom - gross, disgusting, dirty, stinky, smelly
• creative punishments for lying - you have some - I'm listening
• my nephew is scared of me - well maybe you shouldn't have dressed up like dracula for Halloween
• why are stay at home fathers taboo - well hell if I know, but we are working to change that!
• TRADITION: SIT WITH HUSBAND IN ROOM LIT ONLY BY - oh I wish I knew what the rest of that search contained
• what happens if you touch elf on the shelf - the elf loses his powers and you lose a finger.
• boys using the toilet - they never actually use it completely, they just usually aim and miss.
• one gift for 3 boys = a fight waiting to happen
• kids flushed something down toilet - word to the wise, call a plumber, so much easier than doing it yourself!!!
• possibility of having three boys - for me 100% cause we are done!

I always pass on good advice. It's the only thing to do with it. It is never any use to oneself. ~Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband, 1895