Friday, January 15, 2010

What, Who, You, looking for me???

My story that I wrote during a writers workshop is being featured at
 Waiting for the Click - if you are interested in reading it.

I started making this a monthly blog post because no matter what I do, I just cannot get enough of you people.  Maybe it is the voyer in all of us, I'm not really sure.  But when someone searchs "vodka + hemorrhoids"  and chooses to go to my blog from the search results, I have got to know about it.

Other searches I have to know about:
  •  how to make my parent teacher conference awkward  I thought they were awkward enough personally - I didn't know anyone needed to try to make them worse. 
  • hemorrhoid show up after push too hard - ok you my dear need to see a doctor not me, and didn't you're momma every teach you what fruit was for?
  • einstein boys blog - We all wish we could have Einstein's kids - but a lass we don't.
  • sayings about boys bathroom - gross, disgusting, dirty, stinky, smelly
  • creative punishments for lying - you have some - I'm listening
  • my nephew is scared of me - well maybe you shouldn't have dressed up like dracula for Halloween
  • why are stay at home fathers taboo - well hell if I know, but we are working to change that!
  • TRADITION: SIT WITH HUSBAND IN ROOM LIT ONLY BY - oh I wish I knew what the rest of that search contained
  • what happens if you touch elf on the shelf - the elf loses his powers and you lose a finger.
  • boys using the toilet - they never actually use it completely, they just usually aim and miss.
  • one gift for 3 boys = a fight waiting to happen
  • kids flushed something down toilet - word to the wise, call a plumber, so much easier than doing it yourself!!!
  • possibility of having three boys - for me 100% cause we are done!
I always pass on good advice. It's the only thing to do with it. It is never any use to oneself. ~Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband, 1895


  1. That is so funny! Love it! I once wrote a blog post called "The Silent Treatment" and I get people on the blog almost daily searching "husband + silent treatment." Apparently it's common...who knew? :)

    The funniest one I got was "how do I compliment a woman's breasts".

  2. OH EM GEE I totally snorted on these. I need to look at my searches. I didn't know you did a monthly thing of this....speak up. HA HA just if I would use my reader more then...yeah I fail. LOL

  3. That is hilarious! I've got to go see what people have searched for when they get us!

  4. How do you know about these searches?

  5. Just stopping by from SITS! Hope you have a great weekend.

  6. Thanks for stopping by on my SITS day I really appreciated it! Now I'm here to spread the comment-love!
    My favorite search for my blog is "chin hair and butt dimples" it comes up a LOT!

  7. I have to put Google Analytics back on my blog. Have to. I'm sure I've missed some funnies.


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